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Joke of the Day
"What is Donald Trump telling Independents? Orange is the new black."
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"My boss told me to dress for the job I want, not the job I have. Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting in a Batman costume."
"Why do migits laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls."
"I'm starting a talent agency that only represents those dudes in rap videos that just sorta stand around looking all hard."
"What does Waka flocka order at a Chinese restaurant? BAO BAO BAO BAO"
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? denim denim denim"
"What do you call it when someone steals your footrest? Grand Theft Ottoman"
"Whenever there's an awkward silence, try whispering, ""Did you forget your line?"""
"Why did the Jewish woman cry when she was forced to pay the full price? Because she could not avoid the whole cost."
"What do a thug and hillbilly have in common? They both like to throw a hoedown."