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Joke of the Day

"My boss told me to dress for the job I want, not the job I have. Now I'm sitting in a disciplinary meeting in a Batman costume."

"Spider van Spider van How do spiders drive a van? 10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go? Get in. Get in the Spider Van."

"My cousin was Mulder on Halloween. He loves the X-Files! Oh stupid autocorrect. That should have said ""murdered"". And ""loved"", past tense."

"I went to a job interview at EA The interviewer, after reading my CV, said: ""I see that this CV was clearly printed on two pages, but I only have one. Where's the other one?"" ""Page two is 19.99$"""

"Why did the fishermen buy a new pole? Just for the halibut."

"Q:What is the population of Antarctica A: All white."

"How do you call black man that is flying a plane? a pilot, you racist"

"Shoplifting or rape If you have sex with a prostitue and pay with a cheque that bounces is it shoplifting or rape?"

"I have daily sex... ... I mean dyslexia."

"ABC's hit new show ""Dancing With Some Cars"" cancelled after two episodes, 43 deaths and 70 injuries"