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Joke of the Day

"Guy walks into a bakery and sees a green loaf of bread and asks the baker how he made it Baker says ""Avocadough"""

"A man's penis enters the Guinness Book of Records... then the librarian told him to take it out."

"Why is outer space so cold? All the space heaters are on earth!"

"I tried to propose to my girlfriend from Thailand today but it went wrong. As soon as i got down on one knee she started undoing her skirt"

"Drunk guy is pissing in the park An Old lady walked past him and says with anger: - What a beast! - Don't worry Ma'am I'm holding him"

"It's convenient for my password security needs that my mother's maiden name is Waffles4%"

"Where do german parents send their ADD kids? Concentration Camps"

"I tried going outside today as a gamer Holy shit 4K RES and 120 FPS. Best quality ever. 10/10 will play again."

"How are you supposed to buy a gift for your mom as an adult? It's like, oh you gave birth to me? Please enjoy this fancy candle."

"Q: What did one math book say to the other? A: Man I got a lot of problems!"