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Joke of the Day

"Atheists are missing the boat. Without God you're responsible for your actions."

"My 4 year old is handing me one grape to wash at a time so breakfast should be served around midnight."

"I got lost in a closet as a child... When I came out, my parents, although supportive, really weren't that happy."

"My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full."

"What do they teach in ISIS business school? Execution is everything."

"What did the horse say to the group of kids. Haaaaay you guuuysss Hahahah hope youvliked it worked pretty darn hard.comon up woth thisnfunny joke, cya hahahahha lol"

"[God creating beards] ADAM: God, I don't like my face. GOD: Tell ya what, buddy: I'll cover it in pubes. ADAM: What? That's not GOD: Done."

"I was going to tell you a joke about infinity But there is no end to the joke...."

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? To find a tight seal"

"What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels? A monster on roller-skates."