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Joke of the Day
"What does a psychologist wear to bed? A Freudian slip."
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"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some obscure number that you'll never understand."
"My grandmother used to wakeup and head for the bathroom . along the wat she would say with a raised voice 'o Jesus christ' Soon after my grandfather passed away she asked me to move the coffee table"
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar. . . . . .and orders a beer. When he finishes is, the barkeep asks ""Have another?"" Descartes replies ""I think not."" . . .and POOF. He vanishes."
"I always pretend I've never had the samples at Costco. ""What's this? Bagel Bites? Combining bagel & pizza into one?? Now this I GOTTA TRY!"""
"I scream. You scream. The police come. It's awkward."
"Old people always poke me at weddings and say ""You're next"" So I started doing the same to them at funerals"
"What's the holiest, French color? Sacred blue!"
"Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine? Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout."
"How do you get your stomach pumped? Swallow a speaker playing ""Remember the Name"""