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Joke of the Day
"What does a psychologist wear to bed? A Freudian slip."
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"Why will the artist formerly know as Prince only hire former FBI agents as his house maids? Because they must be able to ""dust for Prince"" I'll see myself out now"
"Why is the mushroom so happy ? Because he's a FUN-GUY :P"
"It's no coincidence the people who call the cops when parties get loud are the people who never get invited to parties."
"My coworker said my clothes looked gay. I responded with ""Well they did come out of the closet today."""
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... But then I turned myself around"
"On $15 I could travel the world.. of Warcraft"
"What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle!"
"why do farts stink? so deaf people can enjoy them too."
"I tried write a joke about the Zika virus... [OC] ...but couldn't come up with anything off the top of my head."