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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between Hitler and a car? A car can finish a race"

"Did you hear about the cloned dogs who couldn't figure out which was the original? It was a real paradogs"

"Pencil Me In Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine's Day? Girl: Yes, February 14th."

"If you are lonely, dim all lights and put on a horror-movie. After a while it won't feel like you are alone anymore."

"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 a minute"

"Not to brag but both my kids are from the same dad"

"Local Singles 2.9 Miles From Your Area *refresh page* Local Singles 3.7 Miles From Y.. ""no dont leave"" *refresh page* Local Singles 7.8 Mile"

"so i was on youtube... and people started making jokes here's the link. http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=V7-XLL3nbYU&feature=fvwp great song too"

"*Tries to warm up car* Car: I have a boyfriend"

"Why was my boss surprised to see me screwing with the IT guy? They said IT couldn't be done"