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Joke of the Day
"What is the difference between Hitler and a car? A car can finish a race"
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"I keep my herbs in alphabetical order. People ask me how I find the time. Easy! It's right next to the sage."
"""When I saw you driving down the road I guessed 55 at least."" ""You're wrong officer it's only my hat that makes me look that old."""
"What did the Pirate say on his birthday? Ayy Matey"
"How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb? pi"
"On sex, Confucius say: ""Couple who have sex on side of hill, not level"""
"the karate policy at this nursing home is bullshit"
"""You've got a friend in me."" - Cannibals, probably"
"Why do all kids with down syndrome look like they came from the same father? And the shuttle to hell is boarding if anyone cares to join me...."
"BREAKING: Man arrested for owning a waterbed. Police reported that ""it's not really illegal, but a waterbed in 2014? That's just creepy."""