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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a loonie answering questions on reddit? DollarAMA. *Only Canadians will get it, sorry."

"Yo mama so fat... That when she sat on a Nokia phone it broke"

"How do you make a female chemist feel self conscious? Ask if her hair is an extensive property"

"Picture someone chasing down a ping pong ball that fell on the floor. Ok that's how I dance."

"What do Jews throw when they riot? Mozeltov Cocktails"

"Why do the ladies love Jesus so much? Because he comes twice and he was hung like this: (spread your arms like you're on the cross)"

"Shouldn't all ghosts be naked?? It's not like your clothes die too..."

"I just yawned so loud, I think I called a boat in."

"I was listening to music and dropped my computer into the ocean... Guess now it's A Dell Rolling in the Deep"

"That's definitely not my ringtone, but I'm going to have to check my phone anyway."