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Joke of the Day
"What do you call something that swims, is big and has 4 legs? A whale with a table taped to it."
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"WIFE: don't be weird at the party tonight ME: am i ever weird? [dinner party] CHERYL: how's the soup taste? ME: like the blood of my enemies"