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Joke of the Day
"The phrase ""Silence is golden"" doesn't make any sense because duct tape is silver."
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"How do you titillate an ocelot? You oscillate its tit a lot!"
"What do you get when you cross the Godfather with an attorney? An offer you can't understand."
"You know when guys pee, and they shake their pen!s for that last drop? ...........That's how much gas I got for 2 dollars."
"""Kumail. Kumail. K. U. M. No. M. Just write Jason."" - me right after ordering coffee"
"What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice? A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!"
"Q: How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde? A: It is the one with the kickstand."
"What do you say to a woman with no arms or legs? Nice tits!"
"What kind of soap do you use to clean a dirty joke? Bawdy wash."
"Did you hear about the 3 new types of Barbie dolls? There's tall, short, and great personality"