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Joke of the Day

"Fridge and a Gay Guy What's the difference between a fridge and a gay guy? A fridge doesn't fart when you pull your meat out."

"Why does Santa Claus like to go down the chimney? Because it soots him! Beat that!!"

"I like my coffee like I like my slaves #2 Fuck her right in the pussy."

"What do you call a Hispanic guy's quest to get gender reassignment surgery? Manuel Trans Mission"

"Can I ask you two questions? Ok, what's the second one?"

"Intentionally or not, gays are the only people fighting overpopulation and it's time for everyone else to join the fight. But first..."

"why is Charmin trying to get us comfortable with bears? HELLO THEY EAT PEOPLE"

"Why is the Queen only 30cm Tall She is a Ruler..."

"I ate a donkey steak today It tasted like ass"

"The boy and the priest. A touching story."