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Joke of the Day
"All this Reddit drama lately. That's the joke."
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"Still not sure how to throw away a pizza box."
"Why was e^x so lonely at the party? Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself."
"""You're odd"" she said. ""Not even"" I replied."
"Life is like a penis. Sometimes it's hard."
"If I were a DJ, I think the best part of the job would be making people sorry that they hired me"
"Want to hear an ebola joke? you wont get it"
"How bad was the Rio 2016 Olympic? None of the North Korean athletes defected."
"A programmers wife tells him to buy groceries She says buy bread, and if there are eggs get a dozen. He came home with twelve loaves of bread"
"A man goes into a shop to buy flowers for his wife. he then fucks the cashier and gets a divorce"