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Joke of the Day

"The Oregon Problem The latest opinion-type poll Says Oregon's out of control Football - U of O Marijuana - you know Both of them got ""smoked in a bowl"""

"Yo momma so fat... ...she's the third rock from the sun!"

"Picture a fox. Wrong. They are smaller than that."

"Have you heard that Eskimos eat whale meat and blubber? Well, you'd blubber too if you had to eat whale meat."

"The worst part about being stoned at work is realizing it's your day off."

"Why is golf better than sex? It lasts for hours and they are 18 different holes."

"The 80's called and they want you to stop saying they called."

"What are the hottest days during summer? Sun-days"

"Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were. Mother: Well next time remember where you put things!"

"Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning."