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Joke of the Day
"Yo momma so fat... ...she's the third rock from the sun!"
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"Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf? In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)"
"Why is there no gang violence on the space station? Because it is a zero G environment."
"What do you call a pool full of details? The specific ocean."
"What did the math teacher tree say to the music teacher tree? Nice log rhythms"
"We sent you an email, please check... please check your junk... Mail."
"We've run out of coffee so my girlfriend pressured me into knocking next door. So I knocked and awkwardly asked them to go to the shops."
"What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs? Michael google."
"Die Hard (1988):A cop stops terrorists in a building Therapist:Sounds cool but lets discuss how ur parents named u the title/year of a movie"
"What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke? RIP post"