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"I was trying to get a top comment on Reddit... But I Blueit"
"I like movie reviews You always catch something new the second time"
"Auditions are being held for you to be yourself. Apply within."
"A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies."
"two pedophiles talking... I was with this girl last night.... how old is she? she is three... YUCK, that walks... sorry"
"I was in Starbucks the other day and I saw a guy who dropped his coffee on the floor by mistake..... I said to the man ""wow, you actually dropped it like it's hot"""
"...walks into a bar... A golfer, a priest and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""
"Study reveals 20% of men kiss wife goodbye when they leave the house. 80% of men kiss house goodbye when they leave their wife. Conclusion. Want to keep your house, start kissing your wife."
"Three Tampons. Three tampons are walking down the street. One is light flow, one medium flow, and one heavy flow. Which one says hi to you? None, they are all stuck up cunts."