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Joke of the Day
"Do mermaids smoke seaweed?"
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"What colour T-shirt would win a race? Red, because it runs the most."
"Sometimes I'm so pessimistic, I feel like a German vegetarian I'm always fearing the wurst"
"""Uh-oh!"" - My toddler, looking me dead in the eye while he feeds his dinner to the dog"
"What do you call a hooker who specializes in anal sex? A backhoe."
"My mom let the street raise me, which is why the only things I'm really good at are letters, numbers, and talking like Cookie Monster."
"Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an ""I"" Student: I is the.... Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an ""I"". Always put 'am' after an ""I"". Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
"What do you call a black guy who flies a plain? A pilot, you fucking racist."
"My report card always said I was not living up to my full potential. Well, the joke's on them. That really was as good as I was going to get"
"What happened when the cheese factory exploded? Debrie everywhere."