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Joke of the Day
"Ran into my ex gf today... I put it in reverse and hit her again"
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"How many ska kids does it take to change a light bulb? Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell ""pick it up pick it up!"""
"A programmer's wife asks him to pick up a loaf of bread and, if they have eggs, get a dozen. The programmer comes home with a dozen loaves of bread."
"I'm a take me or leave me kind of girl. Wait, where ya going?"
"Uber driver told me he's an actor & has been nailing all of his auditions & is up for a big role I was like cool you're going the wrong way"
"*takes long drag from cigarette* *stares off into the distance* *slowly glances down at hand* *lights cigarette*"
"All dick jokes are basically the same... They just vary in length"
"A mom walks in on her daughter getting it on on the couch with a boy. ""Well, I never!"" the mother huffed. ""But mom,"" the daughter protested. ""You must have!"""
"Yo mama's so fat... ... that if you walk too close to her, you'll go into orbit."
"I jerk off roughly once a day. I try to be a little more loving and gentle the other 2-3."