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"I would rather that you'd just paid some of my bills, but thanks for this combination rubik's cube/pepper grinder."
"69% According to studies, 69% of all people have dirty minds."
"1) Jumped out of bed 2) Cooked breakfast 3) Ran 6 miles 4) Worked out 5) Started lying compulsively"
"Britain are predicted to do well in the Pole Vault event at the Olympics this year Due to the large number of Polish people they have to practice with."
"Hey friend wanna hear a joke ? Another time."
"My uncle Terry told me not to worry, that love would find a way, but on the other hand he once took a shit in a hammock"
"Forrest Gump What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password ? 1forrest1"
"What's Irish and sits outside? Patio Furniture"
"I work in a library and a black guy asked me if there are any coloured printers... I said, ""Dude, it's 2016 you can use any printer you want."""