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Joke of the Day

"Britain are predicted to do well in the Pole Vault event at the Olympics this year Due to the large number of Polish people they have to practice with."

"A Nazi Redditor walks into a B.A.R He died."

"What is an electrician's favorite vehicle? A Voltswagen"

"My boss was honest with me today as we walked into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family."

"What do you call a pastry with an English degree? A synonym roll"

"So excited that The Weather Channel picked up ""Weather"" for another season!!"

"What did the mother tomato tell the baby tomato when the baby tomato was walking too slow? Honey, walk faster, KETCHUP!"

"What's the cheapest kind of meat. Deer balls, they're under a buck."

"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altar boy"

"Islam is.. ..a religion of peace"