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Joke of the Day
"I'm sure my girlfriend's frigid Every time she opens her legs a light comes on."
Next Joke
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalottapuss"
"""How's your sexual history?"" Well doc, if i had to summarize it in one word it would be ""deletable"""
"Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US? Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776."
"I'm writing a horror story. It's about a girl who forgets her headphones and her colleagues think it's ok to talk to her. So much blood."
"What has 7 arms and sucks? Def Leppard."
"Why is my girlfriend like a deep fat fryer? They're both dangerously hot and belong in the kitchen."
"A secretary asks a favour of her boss. She asks ""can I borrow your Dictaphone?"" ""CERTAINLY NOT!"" he replies indignantly... ""You can use your mobile like everyone else!"""
"Billy's father walked in to find him masturbating... ""Son stop doing that, or you'll go blind one day!"" ""I'm over here, dad!"""
"Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Neither did he"