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Joke of the Day

"I was suspicious that big multinational chemical corporation was up to no good, but then I saw that green cartoon leaf in its logo. Whew!"

"""What the FUCK is going on?!?!?"" - the Moon (July 21, 1969)"

"What kind of underwear does John Grisham use? Pelican Briefs I'll go find a bridge"

"What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion? Two fingers."

"I've been drinking and trying to think of a great tweet for a few hours now and here it is: FARTS"

"How do you know you're leading a sad life? When a nymphomaniac tells you ""Let's just be friends."""

"How many Horsemen of the Apocalypse does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. War never changes."

"Pope Innocent is an oxymoron"

"Me getting kicked out of my feminist group was all just a big misterunderstanding."

"[Joke Request] A great mother's day joke I can write on a card, give to my mom, and take credit for Example: What did the mama buffalo say to her son when he left for college? ""Bison"""