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Joke of the Day

"i'm sorry but hating something that lots of people love doesn't automatically make u an interesting person"

"You know who I really hate? People less open minded than me."

"What's another name for the child sex offender registry? The pedo file."

"An elephant never forgets My dick remembers everything."

"*pets your eyebrows* there, there caterpillar; everything will be ok"

"Got caught checking out another woman? Turn to your woman and say ""Did you see how ugly that girl's hair was?"""

"Want to depress yourself? Realize that someday Tom Hanks will die. Want to cheer yourself up? Remember that right now, Tom Hanks is alive."

"This doughnut scented car air freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over."

"I caught a sea bass once. I wanted to mount it... But there were people watching."

"I thought my wife had Tourette Syndrome. Turns out I am a cunt and she does want me to fuck off."