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Joke of the Day
"This doughnut scented car air freshener will more than pay for itself next time I get pulled over."
Next Joke
"I hate when my bank account is like a musical composition by Bach Baroque."
"*runs my fingers thru your hair* *tightens grip* *pulls your head back* *looks you in the eye* Me: WTF do you mean you ate the last donut?"
"A cannibal receives a call from his recently found brother. ""What a relief! I thought I passed you on the side of the road the other day."""
"Don't make a mountain out of a molehill Do it with mashed potatoes, then play keyboard for the aliens ... I think my cough medicine expired"
"I got expelled from school on pajama day. It's not my fault I sleep naked."
"My ex-wife still misses me... ...BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER!"
"All animals are wild animals if you give them tequila and lift up their t-shirts."
"Guess why Because."
"What's the difference between a Penis and a paycheck? After five years your Wife will still blow your paycheck"