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Joke of the Day

"Since Trump got elected 2.5 million Americans want to leave the country That's 2.5 million jobs he's already made!"

"While filling out a survey, I came across the gender option: Canadian... I guess you could say I'm Eh-Sexual."

"Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies."

"Hungry? The hell with a snickers. Look to her cleavage, you'll find at least two snacks there and maybe some stray popcorn."

"How do you keep a homo in suspense? I'll tell you in the morning."

"How do you get wishes from cheese? You fed-a-genie!"

"[Gym] Hello ladies, and welcome to Body By Jake! Me: ""Jake?"" *i discreetly shove the cake I brought into my bag & back out of the room*"

"Lawyer: The defense rests Judge: Counselor, your rebuttal? Lawyer: HAHAHA that sounded like ""you're a butthole"" Judge: LOLOLOL #Buttle"

"A baby seal walks into a club... and is escorted outside due to being underage. (Sorry if this is a repost, I've never seen this joke here before.)"

"What do you say to a man with no body and no nose? No body nose."