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Joke of the Day

"Hungry? The hell with a snickers. Look to her cleavage, you'll find at least two snacks there and maybe some stray popcorn."

"What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog? A. A diplo-croak-us."

"Is it just me...... or does anybody else find pressing F5 refreshing ?"

"Since smart watches can now read your pulse, there should be a feature that erases your browser history if your heart stops beating..."

"Roses are red, violets blue, Open you're legs a few hours or two."

"There's a book about how the Roman Emperor Augustus was really buff and into weightlifting... It's called *The Guns of Augustus*"

"Tan or get your teeth whitened. But only one of those."

"""All I ever wanted to do is make a difference."" - Subtraction Man"

"What's the difference between a whale and a toaster? You didn't pop out of a toaster."

"Why was Tigger always filthy? Because he was playing with Pooh."