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Joke of the Day

"TIFU by telling a terrorist joke to my Muslim girlfriend. She blew up in my face."

"I've just got back from the opticians. Apparently I have 20/20 hindsight. If only I knew when I was twelve."

"Apparently Sepp Blatter has resigned to spend more time with his family... ... And his shreddder"

"If you win three games of Twister in a row you're automatically a yoga instructor."

"What do the alphabet A and a flower have in common? B comes after both."

"WW2 started from a game of telephone when Hitler said "" I hate shoes"""

"If you want to mess up some bodies knock knock joke? It's open!"

"What's a pirate's favorite letter? 7 Pirates are illiterate."

"Where do suicide bombers go when they die? Everywhere."

"""Say no to Lindsay Lohan"" - Drugs"