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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man in the electric chair who asked the executioner to reverse the charges ?"

"[opens fortune cookie] -You will have a great night ""aw, that's neat, wait there's more"" [unrolls note further] marish clown assassinate you"

"The only B word you should call a girl is Beautiful Bitches love to be called Beautiful"

"People are getting way too eager for holidays there's 365 days till Christmas and people already have decorations up!"

"Non-Racist black joke What do you call four black men in a red sleeping bag? A Kit-Kat."

"What are facts about canines we must believe? Dogma"

"Bought one of those SMTWTFS, but I can't pronounce that so I just call it a pill box."

"Why are there fences around cemeteries? people are dying to get in."

"Careful...I've already had our entire fight in my head and it doesn't end well for you."

"Two caw are standing in a field Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease? Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter."