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Joke of the Day
"Free air! (Help yourself.)"
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"How do you find the Pun Bar? You just walk into it"
"The first sign I wasn't going to be a doctor is when I called Anatomy ""Skeleton Class."" Sign two was failing skeleton class."
"What do you call mints you can spread through social media? Memementos"
"I only like two kinds of pie Hot and cold"
"A police officer sees a kid on the street.. He says, ""Its getting late kid, shouldn't you be getting back to the orphanage?"" Kid says, ""I guess so, what gave me away?"" ""Your parents did."""
"""Oh my god, you've gotten so fat! Want me to make you something to eat?"" - my mother"
"MOST LETTERS Q: What two words contain the most letters? A: Post office."
"Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine."
"There's absolutely no way Lady Gaga was born with half an Office Depot hot-glued to her head."