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Joke of the Day
"What did the Roman premature ejaculater say? Veni, Vidi, Veni."
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"So I typed in ""r/lastweeksposts""... And was immediately redirected to 9gag. Go figure."
"I help morning mall walkers get their blood flowing by chasing them down with a chainsaw."
"My girlfriend asked if I would spend a month away from her for 5000 dollars. It's tempting, but I don't think I can afford it."
"Did you hear about the midget fortune teller that escaped from prison? The police reported a small medium at large."
"Goodnight moon, goodnight stars. Goodnight weird guy who walks past my house on crutches every night. Goodnight house on crutches."
"Q: What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas? ... A: Mule-tide greetings."
"How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass? Surprisingly pleasing."
"Did you hear about the blind woman in a gangbang? She didn't know what came over her."
"Body by Oreos"