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Joke of the Day
"What kind of skin lotion do acrobats use? Cirque d'Olay"
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"Did you hear the one about the gay man with a 30 inch scrotum? I would make a joke, but that's some low hanging fruit."
"[Genie] Last wish idiot, impress me. [Me] I want Morgan Freeman to narrate my eulogy [drops dead] [Morgan Freeman] He was an idiot."
"How do you think the unthinkable? An Ithberg!"
"I went to the zoo today, but the only animal there was a dog. It was a Shih Tzu"
"Why do blacks smell? So blind people can hate them too."
"What script did the man with the longest penis get tattooed on his dick? TL;DR."
"what's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Well I can't peanut butter my dick up ur ass."
"This Political Correctness stuff is really getting out of hand. I can't even say ""black paint"" anymore. Now I have to say ""Jamal, please paint."""
"My kids are very optimistic. Every glass they leave sitting around the house is at least half full."