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Joke of the Day

"What script did the man with the longest penis get tattooed on his dick? TL;DR."

"Did you hear about the German doing an impression at the talent show? He did the wurst."

"funniest joke i have heard in a while ""what is the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?"" One shucks between fits"

"What subreddit do unborn babies use? Pro Life Tips."

"I just want to be important enough that someone unexpectedly puts a cup of coffee in my hand, which I gratefully accept with only a nod."

"So I'm about to have a unilateral orchiectomy (true story)... and I say to the urologist surgeon, ""I guess the ball's in your court now"""

"Jokes on you redditor If you are reading this... you proved it."

"Non-technical people, here's a secret. We tech folks have no idea what the problem is. We just try to narrow it down, removing variables."

"Trump is actually ambidextrous He can move from right to left as he chooses"

"It's called ""courting"" a girl because you're supposed to take them to a basketball court and dunk on them repeatedly I hope"