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Joke of the Day
"Which are the scariest kind of bees? Zombees"
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"Original Corny Joke Who leads the corn into battle? The kernal! Bahahahaha"
"While Facebook was down I walked up to coworkers & just said 'unfriend' or 'like' & walked away then poked 17 people before I got arrested."
"LEGOLAS: You have my bow. GIMLI: And my ax. [Everyone looks at me, closely guarding my sandwich] ME: You can have a SMALL bite."
"I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today Should have cooked it on aloha teperature"
"What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !"
"Still wondering if that guy I saw yesterday wearing a t-shirt in the pool was fat or not. So hard to tell!"
"Snowmen on a hill Two snowmen are standing on a hill and one says to the other ""Smells like carrots..."""
"Yes you impress me. But so does a squirrel crossing a telephone wire."
"I love when you're choking someone and they are all ""I can't breathe"", duh I'm choking you."