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Joke of the Day

"Snowmen on a hill Two snowmen are standing on a hill and one says to the other ""Smells like carrots..."""

"Chuck Norris counted to infinity...... Twice."

"The Spy Who Loved Me But Wasn't, Like, IN Love With Me #RejectedBondTitles"

"Why did Snake walk into the bar? Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception."

"""Sorry, but I can't sell you cigarettes. It hasn't been 18 revolutions around the sun since you descended from your mother's vagina."""

"What do you call a t-shirt with stalks of wheat on it? A crop top!"

"You may have a drinking problem - when your mother asks you to toast the bread.....and you raise your glass and say ""here's to the bread""!"

"When asked which is more important looks or brains? 9 out of 10 zombies said ""braaaaiiiiinnnnssss"" number 10 ate the researcher."

"What do you call a bra that tightens the more you try to take it off? A booby trap!"

"Mario & Luigi Mario :- Ey Luigi , whats this funny ol' image called. Luigi:- It a Meme , Mario"