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Joke of the Day
"Hilary and Trump are on a sinking boat. Who is saved? America"
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"Why do Scotsmen screw their sheep by the side of a cliff? Because they push back harder."
"How do Icelandic dogs bark? Bjork Bjork"
"I think my dog is an alcoholic. He can't hold his licker."
"To get your ""porn star name,"" take the street you grew up on and see whether it's in a low-income area with a high rate of domestic abuse."
"Why don't birds ever wear underwear? Because their pecker is on their head."
"Synonames: two names that fit the same type of person (see: Trish and Pam)"
"I had a harder childhood than most. My parents didn't send me to a therapist, they sent me to a theanalrapist."
"I wonder why the ingredients on a snickers wrapper says ""May contain almonds."" What, is the guy who drops in the almonds a slacker?"
"I had sex with a pregnant woman last night Was also my first threesome"