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Joke of the Day

"What's something that the inventor doesn't want, the buyer doesn't use, and the user doesn't know about it? A casket"

"Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9? Because Windows 7 ate 9."

"I'm still upset they never let me bunt in tball."

"Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?"

"A friend told me I'm out of touch. I laughed so hard I almost peed my Hammer pants."

"What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster? Badmintin' (P.s. I'm sorry, this is terrible)"

"I accidentally drank a bottle of ink. The doctor says I'll be fine, but I feel as though I've dyed inside."

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms."

"Ever think about an old friend and wonder what they're doing right now? They're playing on their phone. Everyone is playing on their phone."

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again."