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Joke of the Day

"And that, class is why we keep our mouths shut whilst changing a sewer pump."

"I told this guy I was arguing with if he stepped one more step closer I would hit him in the face, but he kept walking right to me. I guess he didn't understand the punchline."

"What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes? A nervous wreck."

"Got in a fight with my boner this morning; Don't worry i beat it single handedly."

"I like movie reviews You always catch something new the second time"

"Big shoutout to my neighbors, who left their back door open accidentally, when I needed a few things and didn't want to go to the store..."

"My internet has been out for 24 hours and now my kids are moving out. That was easy."

"What did the waiter ask the group of Jewish mothers? Is *anything* okay?!"

"What's the tallest building? A library, because it has so many stories."

"I brought a dyslexic girl home last night. She cooked my sock."