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Joke of the Day
"Why is Jabba so fat? Because he goes to Pizza Hutt a lot. Edit: Best flair 2016"
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"If a feminist has 15 cupcakes And she eats 13 of them, why is she wearing leggins?"
"if you're literally asking me to choose between our relationship and my career as a reporter well then I've got some news for you"
"Did you hear about the Football player that went to Prison? He went in as a tight end, but left a wide receiver."
"Whenever I walk into a crowded men's room, I shout So this is where all the dicks hang out!"
"""I'm gonna look to my left and run as fast as I can."" - Toddlers"
"An abstinence ring and a wedding ring are essentially the same thing. Both come with lack of sex."
"They say don't dress for the job you have, but for the job you want. Still, I think I look pretty stupid waiting tables in a spacesuit."
"A parkourist walks into a restaurant He sees 5 jars. ""What are those?"" The waiter says ""Some are suger, Summersalt"""
"A paedophile says to a school boy ""I'll give you a lolly if you come into the van"" The boy replies ""Give me the whole bag and I'll cum into your mouth""."