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Joke of the Day
"*goes through crush's phone when he dies* *gets out ouija board* ""who is Emma"""
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"One terrorist says to another: ""Did you hear, Malala is single?..."" ""...you should take a shot."""
"I once met a prostitute that said she would do anything for $100 I said paint my house."
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator"
"Why is Natural Light Bear Grylls favorite beer? Cause it tastes like piss."
"I call my penis ""my aircraft carrier"" Because there are always seamen in it."
"Why would you get mad? Because you cant take a joke."
"My Dad's Joke How do you get herpes of the eye ball? Looking for love in all the wrong places."
"My wife and I have had sex six times in the last three months. I wonder what's making her so horny."
"What do elephants do in the evenings ? Watch elevision !"