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Joke of the Day

"If you have to pick up 9 cans on your desk before you find the one with beer in it, you........ you'd forget the fucking punch line too."

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"What do you call a person who never passes gas in public? A *private tutor*"
"What's it called when a cow kills itself? Mooicide ...Okay, fine, I'll leave..."
"What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas? Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)"
"I can't get my dog to stop chasing people on bikes. I guess I'll have to take his bikes away."
"Guy: ""Do you have a lighter?"" Me: ""Yep"" Guy: ""You smoke?"" Me: ""No, you just never know when you're gonna need to light someone on fire."""
"Tomorrow is the start of International Holocaust Deniers Month Maybe better suited for /r/ImGoingToHellForThis?"
"I need help, my wife was killed in a hit and run.. Why would someone drive through the kitchen?"
"Soft on Wall Street. Hard on Sesame Street. Romney 2012."
"Goodnight, sweet Prince. Rip in peace Prince."