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Joke of the Day
"Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics? Walking."
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"There is nothing like the sound of a child's laughter to remind you that your apartment is haunted."
"So how do you stop eating the endless breadsticks at Olive Garden does the restaurant close or are you supposed to bring a spotter with you?"
"I'm just a boy, standing in front of a printer wondering if he forgot to press something."
"I don't know why they call them ""dog tranquilizers."" They seem to work just fine on people, too."
"""We had unprotected sex. Give us a present."" -- the subtext of every baby shower"
"Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."
"Even the most racially sensitive person you know gets a little skeptical when the chef at a Chinese restaurant isn't Asian"
"That awkward moment when a person says they need their beauty sleep when what they really need is plastic surgery."
"if at first you dont suceed... ...then skydiving definitely isnt for you."