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Joke of the Day
"Where did Timmy go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."
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"Does the defense have any last words? ""Yes I do your honor... THE FLOOR IS MADE OF LAVA"" [Judge & jury scramble to get on top of tables]"
"Bra's are also called over the shoulder boulder holder's. What do you call men's underwear? Under the butt nut hut."
"What did the hurricane say to Hillary? I didn't know disasters can run for office"
"I think my anorexic girlfriend is cheating on me... Every day I'm seeing less and less of her. ` ` ^^~not ^^my ^^joke"
"*runs thru a couple holding hands like it's the finish line of a marathon."
"Negative people There is a special place for all the negative people in the universe. It's called the 3rd Quadrant."
"Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people"
"I pulled a real douchie move this morning... your mom's vagina has never been happier."
"What is something that everyone overlooks no matter how hard they try not to? Their nose"