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Joke of the Day

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba dum tiss"

"Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying ""BACH BACH BACH"""

"I've got 99 of everything, and my problem is hoarding and OCD OCD OCD OCD."

"Why are Republicans so easy to point out? They're usually the elephant in the room"

"True irony Ay im Rony!"

"Beauty is in the Eye of the: A) Holder B) Holder C) Holder D) Holder"

"""Get over yourself."" *Me teaching clones how to play leapfrog"

"When my mom asked me to sponsor her Run for The Cure, I was surprised. I'd thought The Cure had done quite well for themselves."

"They told me to get help when I was suicidal. My guy was terrible-- he wouldn't even pull the trigger!"

"My girlfriend left me when I refused to go the gym with her. It's a shame our relationship didn't work out."