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Joke of the Day
"Mattel released a Muslim Barbie... It's a blow-up doll."
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"Why are camels called the ships of the desert? They're full of Iraqi semen."
"I have 12 fish, 5 drown how many do I have left? 12! Fish cant drown! (Dont be that guy and tell the truth about fish drowning)"
"A chicken and an egg are laying in bed... When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and says "" Well I guess that answers that question."""
"What is a Skywalker's preferred temperature? Lukewarm. I'll show myself out."
"My parents let me watch Grease constantly when I was a kid & then they were all, whoa why is our teenager always super drunk in tight pants?"
"What do you call it when batman skips church? Christian bale."
"How did Viking ships communicate? Norse code."
"In heaven there is never a line at Chipotle."
"The hardest part about having a beard Washing the smell of pussy out of it everyday."