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Joke of the Day
"How did Viking ships communicate? Norse code."
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"My little brother urinated all over my new laptop. I think he needs to learn to use Ctrl P."
"I ate one of those orange Hostess cupcakes and now I have to live in the sewers."
"A magician was driving down the road when suddenly... He turned into a driveway!"
"What do you call a magnet that can go both ways? Bi-Polar"
"Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?"
"How do you recycle a condom? You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it"
"My boyfriend and I are into role playing-I pretend to be hotter and skinnier and he pretends not to be a Nigerian teen in an Internet cafe ."
"4-year-old from next door got a whistle for his birthday and I got 1 phone call."
"What is WRONG with you??? Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything"