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Joke of the Day
"How did Viking ships communicate? Norse code."
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"What does Han Solo see looking into the mirror? Han Double"
"Did you hear about the failed mission to Antarctica? Their journey went south."
"First Guy (proudly): My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: You're lucky, mine's still alive."
"I have a magic dog... It's a labracadabrador."
"humans: wat did we ever do to deserve dogs dogs: wat horible sins were done to our ancestors for us to be subservient to the humabns"
"Current adult status: Just got into a heated debate about whether or not Merida from Brave is a Disney princess. I won. She is not."
"Did you know that half of all Harleys ever made are still on the road? Yep, they never made it home."
"How do mathematicians deal with constipation? They work it out with a pencil."
"How many police officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."