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Joke of the Day

"A chicken and an egg are laying in bed... When the chicken sits up, lights a cigar and says "" Well I guess that answers that question."""

"Why are there so many body shops in heaven? Abortion."

"I asked a girl to text me when she got home She must be homeless"

"What do Jewish pirates wear? YARRRRMULKES."

"Two fish are STILL in a tank one turns to the other and says ""NOPE!"""

"I read my wife's diarrhea She thinks I have dyslexia!"

"The UK could be the 51st State. It'd just be like moving in with your grandson."

"What do you call a black guy who puts on a guy fawkes mask? A Vinegar."

"""Suspect is an elder female with an extensive criminal background..."" ""We don't have any leads, but we'll search every crook and nanny until we find her."""

"I went on a tour of a soap factory last week. I forgot which one it was, but I'm sure it will Dawn on me."