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Joke of the Day

"If I have 5 apples and Jamal take 3, what color is Jamal? Admit it, you're a fucking racist!"

"What can conspiracy theorists never explain? They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that"

"Once you've seen one shopping center... you've seen the mall"

"What's the worst way to tell a guy his small penis is okay? Oh honey, I'm not worried about a little thing like that!"

"What is the frequency of a broken tailbone? My butt Hz."

"A man enters zoo enclosure to feed the tigers. succeeds"

"Imagine PREDATOR is a sequel to E.T. Now enjoy both films more."

"#GrandTheftAutoMemories banging a hooker in my car, shooting her to get my money back, then going home to play Grand Theft Auto."

"Things I'm doing today * going to the gym * having sex * lying"

"Two prostitutes are discussing One asks the other: -What did you ask to Santa Claus this year? The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why?"