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Joke of the Day

"A man walks into a crowded bar brandishing a gun... The man yells out ""WHOS BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE???"" A few moments later, a man in the back yells back ""YOU DONT HAVE ENOUGH BULLETS!""."

"The 80's called and they want you to stop saying they called."

"So, two pedophiles are talking... One of them says to the other ""I never really liked racing, I always come in a little behind."""

"How many people does it take to start a riot? -3/5"

"If you had to choose between having a love life, or a lifetime supply of pudding: How much chocolate pudding would you eat that first day?"

"What do you call an elderly vampire? Grampire."

"Donald - Knock knock Hilary- Who's there? Donald - Interrupting Donald Trump Hilary - Interrupting Don--- Donald - WRONG!"

"What is the early 17th Century English word for having excrement and blood smeared on your forearms? fisticuffs"

"What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy? Hoppalong Cassidy."

"Chuck Norris began selling the Total Gym as an ill-fated attempt to make his day-to-day opponents less laughably pathetic."