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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney :("

"Husband got excited thinking I was touching myself under the covers but I was just actually just opening a Kit Kat I didn't wanna share."

"What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke."

"I'm a journalist. My paper asked if I would write an article about bukkake I said ""I've got it covered""..."

"What do you call a black Roy Rogers. Leroy Rogers."

"I bet if that Malaysian plane had stolen tweets, some of you guys would've found it already."

"Naming yo dick 'Pain' for emo chicks cuz they are suckers for pain..."

"what's the difference between BMW and a Porky Pine? The porky Pine has the prick on the outside."

"Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out? Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**"

"Sell a man a fish... Sell a man a fish, feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, miss our on a wonderful business opportunity."