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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a Jew and Santa? Santa goes down the chimney :("
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"(WW1 1915) ENGLISH GENERAL: Plan? ENGLISH LIEUTENANT: Well, the trenches can be used to- ENGLISH MAJOR: to symbolise man's emptiness, yes..."
"Was at a pretty emotional wedding last week... ... Even the cake was in tiers!"