35779
Joke of the Day
"It takes a smoke detector 4 months to stop beeping if you were wondering how lazy I am."
Next Joke
"How do you make a faggot have sex with a woman? Shit in her cunt."
"Who brew in the jewish house down the street? Hebrew."
"I've been thinking about manufacturing and selling landmines disguised as prayer mats... ...prophets would go through the roof!"
"What do narcoleptic people drink in bars? BoozZzZzZzZzZzZ^Z^z^Z^z^Z^z"
"""Once we come down off this wall we'll be on the lam. That means we're fugitives, laying low, on the run..."" - condescending con descending"
"My girlfriend told me that I never think for myself. How should I respond? Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD"
"Me: I bet you die before you figure out how to text me back. *3 years later* Grandma: Fuck you bitch. Say bye to your inheritance"
"Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because the octopus was well armed."
"Some would say firemen deserve more money. A pole was taken and they all fell through a hole in the floor."