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Joke of the Day

"Best pickup line EVER! I would call heaven and report a missing angel.... But I'm actually hoping that you are a slut."

"How do Itallian chefs swap emails? By spaghett-e-mail!"

"A man goes in to the doctor's for a checkup... The doctor says ""Let's get started, shall we? Why don't you take your clothes off and put them over there... Next to mine."""

"Two hippies, a man and a woman, fell off a cliff at the same time. Which one died first? Neither. It was a tie-die."

"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo'bees"

"I recently found an audio bible narrated by James Earl Jones Overall it was good, though the book of Luke seemed a bit forced"

"How do you get a drummer to drink a beer open it for him"

"What gets really high in Colorado? The average elevation."

"What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ? Antteneye !"

"Did you hear about the Circus fire? Yea, it was in tents."