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Joke of the Day

"Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry? Because red shirts die easily."

"Mythology gags, anyone? What can kill you with a glance and goes ""Hittthhh""? The Basilisp."

"""This is the best acid ever. I totally should write some children's books now."" ~ Dr. Seuss"

"Things were different in the 80s one time I was kidnapped for a week and no one looked for me. I came home & my room was converted to a gym."

"Sh*t happens all the time , just flush and move on."

"What's big, green and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A pool table."

"I once called a psychic. She asked who was on the line, so I hung up."

"What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas."

"To me, suicide seems selfish. For all I know, someone else might want to kill me"